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PARROT GET OFF MY SPYGLASS WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT ALL WRONG

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hartmannsyoukaiboy:

roryink:

cummingtonites:

galmhd:

princeofthelight:

hairofdoom:

im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming

GUYS GO DO THE THING.
WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!

Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid

that was a pleasant surprise

Oh my god what.

at first i thought it was music from an RPG game and I was like what is this even doing in my computer and then i kept listening and i- - -


Oh my GOSH..does anyone remember those dumb midi songs in old windows? There was one like this called Horizon or something that I loved.

hartmannsyoukaiboy:

roryink:

cummingtonites:

galmhd:

princeofthelight:

hairofdoom:

im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming

GUYS GO DO THE THING.

WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!

Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid

that was a pleasant surprise

Oh my god what.

at first i thought it was music from an RPG game and I was like what is this even doing in my computer and then i kept listening and i- - -

Oh my GOSH..does anyone remember those dumb midi songs in old windows? There was one like this called Horizon or something that I loved.

(via japhers)

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Holy crap I just got quoted by the Daily Dot

Lookit! I’m the first quote in this article! —> http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/neko-case-these-arent-the-droids/

I watched that music video this morning and was fairly irked that what I thought was going to be a funny geeky song turned out to be more of a “geek culture is all horrible manchildren” song. So I posted my annoyed comment and went off and played Skyrim for eight hours straight and I wish I was joking about that.

Anyway, yay! I like the Daily Dot and they like me apparently, and they were nice enough to quote me without giving out my name or personal info, which is what happened the last time a news site quoted me. I am now semi-demi-hemi-shmemi-internet famous.

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ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

hyenaspotz:

@WorstMuse

I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.

"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.

There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.

Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.

"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…

She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.

ok but this is marvelous

Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful

(Source: jabletown, via mande-with-an-e)